Hard to see how ol’ Jim’s getting out of this one.
Ten to one none of its jokes fall anymore.
I might be, though. Who’s the turtle again?
Why it’s so important not to move when getting your hair cut.
It means you still owe me three women, you low down dirty trafficker you.
I wonder what they mean by “novelty” burlesque. What do you see upon being flashed?
If you choose Humpty Dumpty on your first try, they will let you escape unserenaded.
I’m getting a mixed message here.
I love how he remains stoic.
If diamonds are a girl’s best fiend then you must be … straight? Sorry, I’m lost here. It’d be easier if a dog were wearing it.
The first to blink hath already lost.
Oh. When you said lettuce I thought it was a sultry come on ending in ellipsis.
I like it. It’s retro! It’s hard to lose! It’s built right in! I do wonder about airport security though.
Sometimes I just don’t know whether to make Freud jokes or drug-culture jokes. Then I realize our culture is bankrupt if those are my options. Or at least I am.